Meanwhile the unwanted dogs had started a tunnel to Australia where they thought maybe they could find some peace and happiness and someone to play with. Dogs have splendid sense of direction when tunneling but this time their team effort resulted in a tunnel going diagonally toward M37 and Sixtieth Street, probably because they had found vodka in the trash with the Big Macs at Shady-Side Park, and it was messing with their sense of direction. Instead of digging downward they were digging sideways.